What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!