What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What did the gold say to the pyrite? You’re a fool and a fake!
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Where do rocks like to sleep? In bedrocks!