What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.