What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?