You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.