Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing? Au revoir.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What type of fruit includes Barium and double Sodium? BaNaNa.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What did the bartender say when he saw oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium and phosphorous enter his barroom? OH SnaP!