What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
What happens when you keep reading geology jokes in your free time? You know that you have really hit rock bottom.
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What happens when you blend sulfur, tungsten and silver together? SWAG.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap? It was always on shale.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Why do earth science professors always talk about ammonia? Because it’s basic material.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
How do blondes define hydrophobic on their school tests? A fear of utility bills.
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms? A ferrous wheel.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
Why did the tectonic plates break up? It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
Have a gneiss day! This is one of the simplest rock puns, but it is certainly a gneiss way to start your day out right!
Why can’t minerals ever lie? They’re always in their pure form.
What did the diamond say to its friend copper? Nothing, silly, minerals don’t talc!
Why should you never tell jokes about radon, cobalt and yttrium? They are just too CoRnY.