What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
Rock was magma before it was cool.
You want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white?
Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
What do you call a benzene ring where the iron atoms replacing all of the carbon atoms?
A ferrous wheel.
What did the gold say to the pyrite?
You’re a fool and a fake!
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
Why is the world so diverse?
Because it contains alkynes of people.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why was the sedimentary rock so cheap?
It was always on shale.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Watson: Sherlock, what type of rock is this amazing specimen?
Holmes: It’s sedimentary, my dear Watson.
Why can’t minerals ever lie?
They’re always in their pure form.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
What do you call an Irish gem that’s a fake?
A sham rock.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
Bill’s house was rocking last night, everyone got stoned.
Too bad Bill didn’t have avalanche insurance.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
Why was the sedimentary rock extra cheap?
Because it was on shale.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What do rocks eat?
Pom-a-granites.