I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.