Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.