What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely