How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!