Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.