Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely