What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.