There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.