Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.