While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!