One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.