Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.