Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.