The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.