I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
Why did the river refuse to join the sea? Because the sea was salty.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.