I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.