Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?
The Codfather.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.