What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?
I think we need to scale things back here.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?
Show me your mussels!
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!
What did the Ocean say to the shore?
Nothing. It just waved.
I went fishing in the ocean the other day and caught one fish
but I think it was just a fluke.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!