Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?
He didn’t have a leg to stand on.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?
Pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.