Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
My dad hates the ocean, but the other day he bought a boat.
He never could resist a good sail.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land never waves back.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.