Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?
Licence to Krill.
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?
It a-piers we have a problem.
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?
It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
I wanted make a joke about the ocean, but it's too deep
Why don’t clams give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish!