What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
During the blizzard, the jalapeno said, I'm a little chilli.
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
What did the flower say after he told a joke?
I was just pollen your leg!
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
Water you doing?
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What did the tree say when it fell down?
"Call pine one one!"
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why should you never expect perfection from geologists?
Because they all have their faults.
How heavy is a rainbow? It's actually pretty light.
What did the teenage rock say after failing its drive test? I don’t want to talc about it.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.