Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
There's a criminal who lives at the end of the rainbow, who likes to trick people. He is called the lepre-con artist.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
Grass absorbs nutrients always by the process of grass-imilation.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Shell yeah.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
I can't believe I can't see the bottom of the ocean.
It's unfathomable.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I stopped my phones to the cloud, and I kept getting mist calls.