How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
The police officer went to the crime scene and he saw that there had been a murder in the dense grasslands. Guess, we could call it a grass-assination.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
Water you doing?
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
Which tree is more annoying, pine or oak?
Pine. Because pine needles while oak leaves.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
Bruce Leaf.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.