What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The book on Mount Everest was super interesting because it had so many cliffhangers.
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What is fog's favorite drink? Mountain Dew
Today isn’t the day to be making jokes about the weather.
It’s snow joke.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
What do you call a grandpa flower?
Poppy.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.