What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
Be careful out there during the snowstorm. It ain't snow joke.
Rainbows are very uncommon, they are blue and far between.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
How did the pines and firs end their war? With a tree-ty.
What types of stories do giant sequoias love to tell? Tall tales, of course.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
Are you feeling bouquet?
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Did you hear about the cloud who became king? He rained for years.