When you get a rainbow after the rain at least you are moving in the bright direction.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Fancy a climb? Mount me in.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
What is a cactus’ favorite MC Hammer song?
Can’t touch this.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Avoid pier pressure.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
Did you hear about the soldier who got struck by lightning?
He had to be honorably discharged.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.