Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What did the conifer say when he finally got alone with his crush? It’s just yew and me, baby.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
Because she expected some change in the weather.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
My fire tonight...
Was lit!
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
There's snow place like the mountains in winter.
My friend has just won the tallest Christmas tree competition
I thought to myself, 'How can you top that?
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Green seemed to disappear from the rainbow it came back in full force, olive and kicking.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
Why was the tree so embarrassed during the winter? After her leaves fell, she felt naked.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
What is the strongest creature in the ocean? A mussel!
What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod?
You'll never catch me, copper!