I just found out that my son got a tattoo of spades, diamonds, hearts, and clubs on his arm.
I might have to deal with him later.
You should follow your heart, but keep in mind to take your brain too.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy.
What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
Stouthearted.
One or two hours warm my heart,
But 24 hours make my day.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
What do we call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts!
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
You’re my heartthrob.
My cardiologist friend keeps sending me x-rays of his chest.
A bit weird, I know, but it just shows his heart is in the right place.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
Two blood cells can meet and fall in love with each other, but it is all in vein.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.