What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
A beater.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
Did you hear about the cardiologist who went to great lengths to win the heart of a hematologist?
It was all in vein.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
Honey! I know this can be a bit cheesy, but you will always have a big pizza my heart.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
Scientist are shocked after discovery of a new african bee species that can keep on flying even after their heart stops.
Local tribes in fear of a zombee apocalypse