Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
I couldn't if I tried.
Are you a locksmith? Because you hold the key to my heart.
Two blood cells can meet and fall in love with each other, but it is all in vein.
What did the heart say to the brain before an exam?
You look nervous.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”
What did the vampire say to the vampire hunter that missed his heart.
Well wasnt that an unfortunate missed-stake.
What vegetable lives in your heart?
Beets.
What kind of car did the heart surgeon drive to work?
A beater.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
My dad has the heart of a lion...
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?
Michael flatline.
Why didn’t the skeleton scare the trick-or-treaters on Halloween?
He didn’t have the heart.
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.