The Mad Hatter and the Queen of Hearts had a rental agreement
A lease in Wonderland.
You must be a defibrillator because you are sending shocks directly to my heart.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
Which alphabet gang strikes fear in the hearts of the other letters?
I Q U.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
What do we call two birds that are in love?
Tweet-hearts!
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
His chest.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
I used to get heartburn when I ate birthday cake until a doctor advised me to take the candles off first.
Every time I see my vegetable girlfriend, my heart just beet faster.
You’re my sweetheart, and I’m so pumped about that.
You’ve stolen my heart. I hereby place you under cardiac arrest.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
I have a heart-on for you.
That girl must be a premature contraction as she makes my heart skip a beat.
“I told you Doc!! I’ve got fatigue and my heart keeps skipping a beat! Why do you keep calling me a liar??
Doctor: “Sir, I’ll say it again, that’s A Fib!”