When we put our two hearts together, we can’t be beat.
What do you call it when a cardiology student flunks out?
Heart failure.
A golfer had a heart attack and died on the way to the hospital. He was on a fairway to heaven.
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
She was wheeled to the operating room, but then she underwent a change of heart.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
You’re my heartthrob.
Bonnie Tyler has released a video all about cardiology.
It’s totally clips of the heart.
One or two hours warm my heart,
But 24 hours make my day.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
I heard about a football player who had a heart attack and collapsed on top of his opponent.
He was dead on a rival.
My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.
It was like love meant nothing to her.
I had a birth defect where they had to relocate my heart
I guess you could say my heart wasn't in the right place.
A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
What has a head but no body, a heart but no blood, leaves but no branches and grows without wood?
Lettuce