I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
When it came to tilling his garden by hand, he put a lot of heart into it.
He was gung hoe.
My mate Gavin passed away from heartburn last week.
Still can’t believe Gaviscon
What happened to the patient who refused to get a much-needed transplant?
He had a change of heart.
What’s the best tool to have when your heart sinks?
A Jack of Hearts.
I love my wife with all my butt! I should have to say heart, but my heart is actually smaller than my butt.
Why did the little girl color her paper heart pink rather than red?
She was feeling lighthearted.
Did you hear about the bear with the bad heart?
It went into kodiak arrest.
Someone just asked me to sing any line from "Don't go breaking my heart."
I couldn't if I tried.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
I find that the quickest way to man's heart
is with a very very sharp knife.
How did the cardiologist figure out what she wanted to do with her life?
She just followed her heart.
You know, the heart’s the hungriest organ.
It has the heartiest appetite.
The nurse made my heart skip a beat
It was fine after she plugged the life support back in.
What do you call someone who loves dark beer?
Stouthearted.
Why did the pig have a heart attack?
Too much bacon.
Why did the pianist have to be rushed into surgery after his latest performance?
He played his heart out.