Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What trees do ghouls like best?
Ceme-trees!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What is a ghoul’s favorite snack food?
Ghoul scout cookies!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite love story?
Romeo and Ghouliet!
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What online search engine do spooky monsters use?
Ghoulghoul.
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?
A hemogoblin.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do ghosts and monsters drink after scaring people?
Ghoul-Aid.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!