How do you greet a five-headed ghoul?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello!
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
Who is a ghoul’s favorite family member?
Mummy!
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
How do ghouls like their meals?
Absolutely terrified!
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What do you get when you cross a ghoul with an owl?
Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot!
What do ghouls say to each other before heading out for Halloween?
May the ghouls be with you!
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?
Gobble the ghoul.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?
Hearse-sheys!
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.