How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
How did Dr. Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?
On a piece rate.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
What happened when the ice monster had a furious row with Frankenstein?
He gave him the cold shoulder!
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
What happened when Dr. Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?
He got atomic ache.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
Sad to hear that Baron von Frankenstein has given up on his dream of being an actor.
He couldn’t get the parts.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.