Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend.
People keep asking me why I’m working for Dr. Frankenstein.
I’m just trying to make a living.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster go to a psychiatrist?
He thought he had a screw loose.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
Who brings the monsters their babies?
Frankenstork.
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
Dr. Frankenstein must have been pretty buff.
He was a bodybuilder, after all.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What is Frankenstein’s favorite cheese?
Muenster.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
How does Frankenstein eat his dinner?
He bolts it down.