I highly encourage you to have more brain farts
It develops mental fartitude.
I was doing brain surgery to a patient the other day
He was rather open-minded if you ask me.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
Why can't a brain be 12 inches long?
Becuase then it would be a foot.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What happens when a neurotransmitter falls in love with a receptor?
You get a binding relationship.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
Why are fish so smart?
They spend a lot of time in schools.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
Where are neurons put in jail when they commit a crime?
A nerve cell.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What did parietal say to frontal?
"I lobe you."
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
My hypochondriac brother just told me he thinks he's got a brain tumor.
I told him not to worry, it's probably all in his head.