What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group at school?
A glia club.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
Why was the neuron sent to the principal's office?
It had trouble controlling its impulses.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.