Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What does the visual system use to play basketball?
Eyeballs.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What did the mother brain say to her oldest child when it was bothering her youngest child?
It didn't want to get brain-washed.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
Have you heard about the guy who made a bomb out of a brain?
It was pretty mindblowing.
Why do action potentials make good volleyball players?
They are always spiking.
Why did the action potential cross the optic chiasm?
To get to the other side.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
If your dog was a neurologist, what would it do all day?
Perform PET scans.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
Why do brain cells grown in a dish attend the ballet and opera?
Because they are very cultured.
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
What are the magic words for a brainy magician?
Hocus sulcus.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
Why do neurons like e-mail?
The love messages.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
What is a sleeping brain's favorite musical group (rock band)?
REM.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
What did the Hollywood film director say to the young neuron that wanted to be an actor?
"Hey kid, you've got potential."
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
What did the axon terminal say to the receptor when they broke up?
I need my space.
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel