What is a brain's favorite kind of boat?
A cranial blood vessel.
How do you mess up a brain, on paper?
With a few strokes.
A brain aneurysm would be swell.
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain
because of the indoor fins.
What is the brain's favorite television channel?
The Neural Network.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
The real reason humans have wrinkly brains?
We've been in the gene pool too long.
Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
My friend built an aromatherapy vaporiser with a built-in brain scanner
Seems a bit out there, but makes scents when you think about it.
What do you call the shirt a neurosurgeon wears to every brain surgery?
His specialty.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What is the best toothpaste for the brain?
Neural crest.
What does a brain do when it sees a friend across the street?
Gives a brain wave.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
When is a synapse like a tree?
When it is pruned.
What do neurons do on their birthdays?
They cell-ebrate
When does it rain brains?
During a brain storm.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
What do you call a skull without 86 billion neurons?
A no brainer.
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
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What do you call a hat for the brain?
A thinking cap.
A friend of mine lost the right side of of his brain in a car accident, but he wouldn’t stop drinking and driving.
No one in their right mind would do that.
How did the mother know her child would become a neuroanatomist?
He was constantly staining stuff.
What street does the hippocampus live on?
Memory lane.
Why didn't the brain want to take a bath?
What is the name of the Hollywood movie that stars an "outlaw" brain and an "outlaw" woman on a road trip?
Thalamus and Louise.
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
Why are neuroanatomy classes the smartest?
They have lots of brains.