There's a microchip you can transplant into your brain to boost your memory
You should keep that in mind.
The brain is an amazing organ
it really makes you think.
What do you get when you cross a thought with a light bulb?
A bright idea.
What did the hippocampus say during its retirement speech?
"Thanks for the memories."
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What type of photos do neurons post to Facebook?
Cellfies.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
When does a brain get afraid?
When it loses its nerve.
Why did the brain go into a group of trees to sleep?
For rest. (forest)
What dinner dish does a developing neuron use?
A neural plate.
What is a good pick-up line an axon terminal can use on a dendrite?
"Let's connect."
What do you call glia when it is happy?
Smyelin.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
What happens if you break the brain scanner?
What do you get when you cross a "bad idea for using fur" with 86 billion neurons?
A hare-brained idea.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
I had a dream I was looking for my brain
But it was all in my head.
What did the angry brain say to the nociceptor?
"You're a real pain."
What part of the brain deals with knowledge about plants?
The treefrontal cortex.
Why do mummies like myelin?
Because of all the wrapping.
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
What is a neuroscientist's favorite type of dog?
A labratory retriever.
Why did the neuron like to sleep in the top bunk bed?
It wanted to have a high resting potential.
An action potential takes the train to school. What is the name of the train station where it gets off for school?
Axon terminal.
What did the brain say after it got an electrical shock?
"This was a stimulating experience."
Where do brains go for vacation in Massachusetts?
Braintree, MA
What is a neuron's favorite television channel?
The Ion Channel
Which cranial nerve would be right at home in a well-known city in Nevada?
The vagus nerve.