What do you call a person missing 75%, of their spine?
A quarterback.
Does anybody remember the joke I posted about my spine?
It was about a weak back.
What do you call it when you try to woo someone with 50% of a Valentine?
A halfhearted attempt.
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
Cellular phones.
What
I can't stand when people kick me in the back of the leg.
The Queen of the Nile was said to always show a bit of leg...
but Nefertiti.
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What reassuring advice did the meninges give to the brain?
"Don't worry, I've got you covered."
I aorta tell my wife how much I love her.
While browsing the bookshop, I stuck a sheet of A4 paper to my wife's spine.
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
Did you know there's a college in the brain for hippopotami?
It's called the Hippocampus.
The guy who invented the watch must have had a lot of time on his hands
Where does a brain go on vacation?
To a hippo camp us.
"I have a joke about hearts, but I don't think you will get it."
"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."
What do you call a deer that feeds on the blood of others?
Vlad the impala.
What does a pirate with heart failures need?
Anti-arrrrrrrrrrhythmics.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a fraternity member who likes to drink the blood of goats?
A chupacabro.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Because nothing gets under their skin.
What is a 2000 pound skeleton called
A skeleTon.