A monk, a priest and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says "I think I'm a type o"
How do you know if a spine finds you funny?
It starts cracking up.
I don't mind leg day at the gym.
It's just the two days after that I can't stand.
I'm going to get the numbers 1 through 30 tattooed up my arm.
That way people can always count on me.
I went to the Red Cross to donate blood.
They threw me out and said "We don't want your type here!"
If some of Fred Flintstone's neurotransmitters could talk, what would they say?
"Gaba-Daba-Do!"
happens when you bother the parietal lobe?
It gets very touchy.
What did the dinosaur say to his lover?
You make my heart saur!
Doctor said I’m at risk of having a heart attack due to high sodium intake.
I took what he said with a grain of salt.
I bought a bunch of antique spears online, but they arrived without their spear heads.
I got shafted.
My son asked me why our sailboat is named Blood
I yelled back: "Because it’s a bloody vessel!"
What do you call a blood vessel that's mad with power?
A Megalovieniac.
This year, my brain and my heart are Valentines to each other.
Why were the two retinas such good friends?
They always saw eye-to-eye.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a piece of your mind.
I wish that I could be the coronary artery of my wife so that I would be wrapped around her heart.
Someone asked me to sing a line from "Don't go breaking my heart"
I couldn't if I tried.
Asked my son what his favourite thing about Popeye was.
He said, "Forearms."
I said, "No, he only has two."
I heard a heart wrenching story recently.
A car mechanic became a cardiac surgeon.
The Genie granted my wish for longer arms, but he warned me My wish would have far reaching consequences.