I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Tis the sea-sun.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Are you squiding me right now?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Shell yeah.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
The ocean made me salty.
Sea you at the beach.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Salty but sweet.
Girls just wanna have sun.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Don't get tide down.
Tropic like it's hot.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Seas the day.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Feeling fintastic.
I can sea clearly now.
Water you doing?
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Whale, hello there.
Beach you to it.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.