What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Water you doing?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
The ocean made me salty.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Shell yeah.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach you to it.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Seas the day.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Sea you at the beach.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Tropic like it's hot.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.