How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Whale, hello there.
Sea you at the beach.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Beach, please.
Tis the sea-sun.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Feeling fintastic.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The ocean made me salty.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I can sea clearly now.
Tropic like it's hot.
Water you doing?
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Avoid pier pressure.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Girls just wanna have sun.