Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I can sea clearly now.
Shell yeah.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Avoid pier pressure.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Sea you at the beach.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Sorry, I'm octopied.