Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Sea you at the beach.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Beach, please.
Salty but sweet.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Don't get tide down.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
I can sea clearly now.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Seas the day.
Are you squiding me right now?
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Feeling fintastic.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.