What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Avoid pier pressure.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Whale, hello there.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Water you doing?
Seas the day.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Are you squiding me right now?
Shell yeah.
Beach you to it.