Don't get tide down.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Whale, hello there.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
Feeling fintastic.
Are you squiding me right now?
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Seas the day.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Sea you at the beach.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
If there's a will, there's a wave.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.