My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Feeling fintastic.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Whale, hello there.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Beach you to it.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Water you doing?
Don't get tide down.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Beach, please.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Seas the day.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Salty but sweet.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Tis the sea-sun.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Shell yeah.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Avoid pier pressure.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Tropic like it's hot.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I can sea clearly now.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
The ocean made me salty.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.