Salty but sweet.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Water you doing?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Are you squiding me right now?
The ocean made me salty.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Beach, please.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Shell yeah.
Don't get tide down.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Feeling fintastic.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Whale, hello there.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Beach you to it.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I can sea clearly now.
Seas the day.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Sea you at the beach.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.