What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Water you doing?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Salty but sweet.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Beach you to it.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Whale, hello there.
Feeling fintastic.
Are you squiding me right now?
If there's a will, there's a wave.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Avoid pier pressure.
Tis the sea-sun.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Sea you at the beach.
Girls just wanna have sun.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Shell yeah.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Seas the day.
The ocean made me salty.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Don't get tide down.
I can sea clearly now.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.