Salty but sweet.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Are you squiding me right now?
Water you doing?
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Beach you to it.
Shell yeah.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Sea you at the beach.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Tropic like it's hot.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
The ocean made me salty.
Beach, please.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Girls just wanna have sun.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Don't get tide down.
Tis the sea-sun.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
I can sea clearly now.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Avoid pier pressure.
Seas the day.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.