What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
Don't get tide down.
Shell yeah.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Girls just wanna have sun.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Lost at sea? I'm not shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Seas the day.
Tis the sea-sun.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Beach, please.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
The ocean made me salty.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
Water you doing?
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Beach you to it.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Whale, hello there.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
If there's a will, there's a wave.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Avoid pier pressure.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.