Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Tropic like it's hot.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
That crazy little sun of a beach.
The ocean made me salty.
Seas the day.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Don't get tide down.
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Are you squiding me right now?
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Beach, please.
Shell yeah.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Tis the sea-sun.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Sea you at the beach.
I can sea clearly now.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Girls just wanna have sun.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Water you doing?
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Avoid pier pressure.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Beach you to it.
Whale, hello there.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.