What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Girls just wanna have sun.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
Whale, hello there.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Feeling fintastic.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Shell yeah.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I used to search for clams on the beach
But then I pulled a mussel.
Beach, please.
Are you squiding me right now?
Tropic like it's hot.
Avoid pier pressure.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
Tis the sea-sun.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Seas the day.
Beach you to it.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
I can sea clearly now.
Sea you at the beach.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Please excuse my resting beach face.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
Water you doing?
Salty but sweet.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.