Tropic like it's hot.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
How do you wash clothes at the beach?
With Tide.
Feeling fintastic.
My wife refused to go to a nude beach with me
I can't believe she is so clothes-minded.
All you need is a good dose of vitamin sea.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Beach you to it.
Are you squiding me right now?
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
Because they might peel.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
What book of the bible do you read on a beach?
The book of psalms trees.
Don't get tide down.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
Sea you at the beach.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Shell yeah.