A cowboy and a Mexican were walking side-by-side by a beach in Mexico. The Cowboy asked to the Mexican if the Gulf of Mexico was an ocean.
"Sea, Señor," replied the Mexican.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Whale, hello there.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
They told me they were handing out free beef at the beach...
When I arrived I realized it was a bay-con.
What do you call a Grizzly at a nude beach?
Bear Naked.
Son: “Hey Dad, can we go to the beach?”
Dad: “Shore?”
The bartender asks one of The Beach Boys what they’d like, so he looks back to his friends
“Get a round?” “Round?” “Round?” “I’ll get a round!”
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
Seas the day.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
That crazy little sun of a beach.
Sorry, I'm octopied.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
How can you tell that it’s Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
Because he has sesame seed buns.
I invented beach footwear for people with one leg.
It was a flop.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
What do you call dumb jokes at the beach?
Comic sands.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
Avoid pier pressure.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?
Sandy eggo.
Are you squiding me right now?
What do Ents wear to the beach?
Sandalwood.
What do they use to get a tan?
Palm oil.