Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"? Because they never learned good table manners.
In what country is Thanksgiving, ironically, not celebrated? Turkey.
If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? Goblet.
What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
Fast food.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? "Boy, I'm stuffed!"
What do you call the age of a pilgrim? Pilgrimage.
Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.
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Why did the police arrest the turkey? They suspected it of fowl play.
How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze!
I had to do something about my addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers.
Cold turkey was the only way to do it.