Roses are red,
Violets are too,
I’m colorblind,
What about you?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
God made me pretty.
What happened to you?
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m a schizophrenic,
and so am I.
Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I said it was me,
It was actually you.
Roses are brown
Violets are brown
Who crapped in my garden?
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
But I wouldn’t know,
I don’t get them from you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t rhyme,
Banana
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve got five fingers,
Guess which one is for you?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?