Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, these made us laugh, as they will for you!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the color
Of elephant poo.
Roses aren’t red,
Violets are gray,
Ever since I looked at the sun,
It's been a bad day.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
I have Alzheimer’s Disease, Cheese on toast.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Please keep your flowers,
And your poems too.
Roses are red,
Pizza sauce is too,
I ordered a large one,
I’m not sharing with you.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I hate poetry,
But I am into you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m unoriginal,
This is all I can do.
Roses are red,
Foxes are clever,
I like your butt,
Can I touch it forever?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sorry to say,
I’m not into you.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I was born smart,
What happened to you?!
Roses are green,
Violets are blue,
I’m colorblind.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I want to order pizza,
And watch Netflix with you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’m allergic to flowers,
Achoo!
Roses are red,
Facebook is blue.
No mutual friends,
Who in the world are you?
Roses are red,
Relationships are tough,
The reason I love you,
Is we hate the same stuff.
Roses are gray,
Violets are gray.
You are gray,
I’m a dog.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You’re a pyscho,
But I still love you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I really messed up
Now what can I do?
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You thought this was a love poem,
Now the joke is on you.
Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever Alone.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your phone is smart,
So why aren’t you?
Roses are red,
I’m going to bed.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
There’s always someone,
Who’s better than you
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can’t believe,
You’re a monkey too
Roses are red,
The earth is wide,
You’d look much better,
With me by your side.
Roses are blue
And violets are red,
Please reverse,
What I just said.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who is your Daddy,
And what does he do?