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Funny Haiku

Take me down to Hai-
ku City where the grass is
green, and the dammit.
Is everything wrong?
Are you the only one right?
Time to see a shrink.
How many light bulbs
Does it take to screw a shrink?
Oh, got it backwards.
A Haiku about getting out of bed:
No No No No No
No No No No No No No
No No No No No
Only so many
And so much to get done.
I’d rather take nap.
As the birds fly south
I make reservations to
Go to Florida.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
Lots of guilt to share.
What am I doing wrong now?
A Jewish mother.
Help, me I am trapped
In a haiku factory
save me, before they
Expand your mind. Get
To work. Better yet, put your
Feet up. Watch TV.
Haikus confuse me
Too often they make no sense
hand me the pliers.
I see you driving
Round town with the girl I love
and I’m like Haiku.
Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
Five syllables here.
Seven more syllables here.
Are you happy now?
Fat man sees small door,
he knows he cannot fit through,
tears flow free now.
My breakfast today,
bacon, eggs, and ice water.
I feel so healthy.
I like kittens, YEAH!
They are really fluffy, YEAH!
OMG KITTENS.
In case of not being,
able to count up to seven,
you can use your fingers.
My cow gives less milk,
now that it has been eaten,
by a fierce dragon.
Advice for those in,
a difficult position.
First, be flexible.
I'm much funnier.
when I am drunk off my butt.
sadly, I'm sober.
Row row row your boat.
Rowing gently down the stream.
Life is so extreme.
I met a man, Stan.
His nature is Afghani.
Yes! Afghanistan.
I knew this gambler.
He bet it all on a bluff.
He is now homeless.
The ocean is big,
And also it is pretty,
Pretty freakin' wet.
I think haikus suck.
Has to be five seven five.
Who came up with this?
I sat on the pin.
It did not give me a grin.
Buy some marmalade.
Ask for opinions.
Mull it over. Then you can.
Just do what you want.
Girl sat on a swing.
Trying to sing a song for god.
Missing him, not me.
You use computers.
IPods, mobiles, cameras.
Why not write letters?