It’s so hot ice pops are melting in the freezer.
It’s so hot I got condensation on my backside from the water in the toilet bowl.
It’s so hot that you can poach eggs in a pool.
It’s so hot that farmers are feeding ice to the chickens so they won’t lay boiled eggs.
It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog.
It’s so hot the Statue of Liberty was asked to lower her arm.
It’s so hot outside I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof.
It’s so hot I set the house on fire just to cool off.
It's so hot I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.
It’s so hot I bought a loaf of bread and by the time I got home, it was toast.
It’s so hot the trees are whistling for the dogs.
It’s so hot that corn on the stalks starts popping.
It’s so hot your clothes iron themselves.
It’s so hot I saw a chicken lay an omelet.