Anything you give a woman, she'll make greater.
If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her food, she will give you a banquet.
If you give her your smile, she will give you her heart...
Anything you give her, she will give greater.
So if you're planning to treat her like crap,
expect to receive a ton of it right back!
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These Phone Stand Ideas Are Nothing Short of Awesome
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Your Ultimate Guide to Growing Herbs in Water All Year
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14 Genius Cooking Hacks You’ll Wish You Knew Sooner!
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11 Uses of Nail Polish Remover That'll Surprise You
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These 12 Colorful Fish Can Be Easily Kept In Your Home!
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What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?
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Clean the Things You Thought Were Impossible Easily
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Cream Of Tartar Will Do Wonders For Your Health and Home!
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Get Rid of Excessive Ear Wax with These Easy Home Remedies
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7 Fantastic Ways to Use Tea Bags in Your Garden
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12 Foods You Must Add to Your Diet in Your 40s and Later
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7 Steps That Will Help Break Your Addiction to Sugar!
If you're addicted to sugar, following these 7 steps will help you break this unhealthy addiction.
10 Great Extra Uses for Charcoal Briquettes
Here's how you can put those extra charcoal briquettes to good use at home.
Wasting Time: 5 Misconceptions About Time That Delay Us
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WATCH: Keep These Tips in Mind to Protect Your Art At Home
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13 Mistakes You’re Making in the Shower!
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Freeze Your Food Quickly and Efficiently with These Tips
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Do NOT Store These Fruit and Veg Together!
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The Ultimate Indoor Plant Guide - 15 Articles in One!
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If You Defrost Your Meat Like This, Stop Right Now!
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