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These Knock-Knock Jokes Will Have You Giggling

Knock-knock jokes are both totally lame and utterly hilarious all at the same time. If you enjoyed our first knock-knock joke collection , then I'm sure that the next 15 knock-knock jokes will tickle you just as much. Enjoy these 15 rather silly and funny jokes: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange.

Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Knock-knock jokes are some of my favorite because you really have to be creative to make some of these up! Here we bring you 100 of our best knock knock jokes for you to laugh over! Joke Collection: 100 Knock Knock Jokes!

Let's Play: Can You Knock the Evil Creatures Off the Board?

Can you knock them all off the board before they knock you off themselves?

Joke: Haggling With the Dentist

"Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60." "That's still too expensive," replies the woman. "Okay," says the dentist. "If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to $20."

Joke: What Time is It?

A man knocks on the car's window and this wakes the driver from his sleep. The man asks the driver what time it is. The driver looks at his watch and replies, "It's 8 AM" and goes back to sleep. After a while, another man knocks on the car's window and wakes the driver from his sleep.

Joke: An Expert on Doctors

Content Joke: The Doctor Expert joke One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door to find an old man, who greets him with a big smile and says: "May I come in?

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clipboard and yelling, "You sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.

Joke: A Typical Day On the Farm...

Content Joke: A Typical Day at the Farm joke A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door.

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two Roofers, Bob and Dan, were putting a new roof on a barn when a bundle of shingles slid down the slope and knocked the ladder over. Bob and Dan decided since it was early they would continue working because someone would surely come around by quitting time.

Joke: The Weight Loss Program

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old woman dressed in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

Joke: Rabbi, Will You Help Us?

Content Joke: Rabbi, We Have a Problem! joke Two Jewish men knock on Rabbi Levi's door...

Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer

Being deaf the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf-mute is being obstinate, and knocks the poor guy to the ground, kicks his ball away, and prepares for his own shot.

Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?

After the wedding festivities, Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 88-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one.

Joke: The Art of Discretion

Goldberg goes over to the Meiers' apartment and knocks on the door. Mrs. Meiers wife answers and asks what he wants. Goldberg declares, "Your husband just lost $5,000 playing poker, and is afraid to come home." "Tell him to drop dead!" says the wife. "Will do," he says.

Joke: It's Just a Mini...

Upon seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of the mini. After a few moments, the mini owner poked his head out. "I installed a DVD in my limo," said the businessman proudly. "What!?!' the mini-man responded. " You got me out of the shower for THAT?"