If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents.
7 billion smiles on this planet...
and yours is the worst.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
Hand of the buyer with a piece of cheese in the store
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese
People who want to share their religious views with you, almost never want you to share yours with them. -- Dave Barry
Hey, I was reading through the Book of Numbers today, and I realized I didn't have yours.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
A face like yours,
Belongs in a zoo.
I love every bone in my body.
Especially yours.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
My bed's broken, can I sleep in yours?
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically,
"Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.