Yours Jokes

Someone asked David, "Don't you have problems walking if you are so long?". He just said, "Nope, my skeleton is just longer than yours."
You are so tall that I can't see your face,".
"But I can see yours, and it's hard not to look down on you."
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Like a bouquet tied with twine, I can be yours if you will be mine.
When I go out to dinner,
I do not want to share.
I don’t care what is on your plate;
I don’t want to compare.

I scan the menu up and down
And then make my selection.
When it arrives, it’s meant for me
And not for your inspection.

“You want to taste my fish?” I’m asked.
Some people never learn;
For then the expectation is
To taste mine in return.

And so the answer’s always No!
Yet comments never cease.
“Your fries look really good!” They are,
So let me eat in peace!

Each morsel on my dish is mine
And I intend to finish.
Perhaps my attitude will make
Your thoughts of me diminish.

I’m sorry if that is the case –
Dessert I’ll split just fine;
But when the meal’s delivered –
You eat yours and I’ll eat mine!

(Ilene Bauer)
So, is it my dugout or yours?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Dear Mother in law...Don't teach me how to bring up my children...
I'm living with one of yours and she needs a lot of improvement.
I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don’t have yours.
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Won't you wear my ring up around your neck
To tell the world I'm yours by heck!
"Life seems to fade our memory, so on this birthday I will forget yours if you forget mine!" - Kate Summers
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