Wonder

“You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.”
George Burns
You know you’re getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
George Burns
There once was a fly on the wall,
I wonder why didn't it fall.
Because its feet stuck,
Or was it just luck,
Or does gravity miss things so small?
I was walking down an alley in Scotland when I found a severed man's hand...
I wonder if he was kilt.
Why do they call it the wonder bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet
I asked my 15 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
I went to the doctor yesterday and he reckons I'm paranoid.
I wonder who else he's told.
Stevie Wonder got a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
My bunny is fat
He loves to eat cabbage
No wonder he’s fat.
Why did Wonder Woman rescue the Wine?
Because that's what grape lady superheroes do!