The day after your birthday, you look in the mirror to see: a) you've got a zit from eating all that cake; b) your love handles have expanded a half inch; c) you singed your eyebrows blowing out the candles.
The day after your birthday, a) you require six extra hours of sleep; b) you can't find your living room under the birthday debris; c) you wonder how you could possibly have done THAT.
The day after your birthday, it's time to: a) return some gifts (what IS that, anyway?); b) call your friends and apologize for yesterday; c) get out of the country, fast.
The day after your birthday... we should all look so great and have it so good!
Happy Birthday! Appreciate yourself and your life!
(Joanna Fuchs)
The years go flying by so fast We wonder why our youth does not last But when I look at you I see A younger version of what you use to be But remember I am aging with you And without my glasses the picture is skewed So who cares about what has been done As long as birthdays keep having fun!
Iโm trying a new โsee foodโ diet Iโd recommend that you all try it Any food will do Nothingโs bad for you ... It's no wonder my trousers donโt fit!
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat! How I wonder what you're at! Up above the world you fly, Like a teatray in the sky. (Lewis Carroll)
Twinkle Twinkle little star, how I wonder where you are. Giant thermonuclear reaction, held by gravitational attraction. Twinkle, twinkle little star, you look small since you're so far!
Tinkle, Tinkle little car How I wonder what you are. Leaking oil every day Having it your own way. Going up hills real slow I donโt want you any moโ. Tinkle, Tinkle little car Boy, what a lemon you are. (Cecilia L. Goodbody)
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