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“A best friend is someone who, when they don’t understand, they still understand."
— Nancy Werlin
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when they would rather be someplace else.”
– Len Wein
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Bernard Meltzer
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Are those Guess jeans? Because guess who wants to get into them.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair?
"You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how."
- Clark Gable, Gone with the Wind (1939)
“Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza.”
― Andrew W.K.
“Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the Titanic who waved off the dessert cart.”
― Erma Bombeck
I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot. And if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
Who needs a sled when you can just ride me?
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?"
"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough"
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
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