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Clever Jokes
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can count, and those who can't.
Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Toucan.
Toucan who?
Toucan play at that game!
Pear Puns
What do you call a pear who plays the trumpet? A tooty fruity.
Snail Puns
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
Animal Puns
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Train Puns
Did you hear about the man who sat next to his clone on the train?
He was beside himself.
Zebra Puns
Who would win in a fight between a kangaroo and a zebra?
The zebra. Because he has so many black belts.
Toucan Puns
I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet...
They were two toucans.
Dolphin Puns
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?
Flipper off!
Dark Short Jokes
What do Green Eggs and Ham and Fifty Shades of Grey have in common?
They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.
My ex just sneezed and I accidentally said "bless you"
Now she just staring at the bushes confused wondering who said that.
To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night:
I'm not letting you out.
Dirty Puns
Who took all of the toilet paper at the store?
Assholes.
Puns
A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets shot and dies. Who killed him?
The Bartender.
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