Whatever Jokes

If I had a nickel for every time someone tried to get me to buy something, I'd be able to afford whatever they're selling.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
Whatever floats your goat.
There was this knight who would be always roasting whatever he would catch for food. Guess this is why he was known as the Bonfire Knight.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
It’s a real game changer
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
A sales guy tried to sell me on a new preparation to wash my hair with, which supposedly contains the excrements of some very special rainforest animal or whatever.
I think it was Scampoo.
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