Whatever

Whatever floats your goat.
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
A Russian man goes to the secret police and says, “My talking parrot disappeared.”

“Why did you come here? Go to the regular police.”

“I will. I’m just here to tell you that I disagree with whatever that parrot is going to say.”
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.
Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.