The theoretic turtle started out to see the toad; He came to a stop at a liberty-pole in the middle of the road. โNow how, in the name of the spouting whale,โ the indignant turtle cried, โCan I climb this perpendicular cliff, and get on the other side? If I only could make a big balloon, Iโd lightly over it fly; Or a very long ladder might reach the top, though it does look fearfully high. If a beaver were in my place, heโd gnaw a passage through with his teeth; I canโt do that, but I can dig a tunnel and pass beneath.โ He was digging his tunnel, with might and main, when a dog looked down at the hole. โThe easiest way, my friend,โ said he, โis to walk around the pole.โ
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat. He said "nah, Iโm not really Inuit."
Why did the blind seal get eaten by the orca? Because he couldnโt see that whale.
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