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Football Puns
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Beach Puns
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Animal Puns
Why did they take Polly away?
He went crackers!
Diving Puns
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Puns
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice Skating before it was cool.
Corona Virus Jokes
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
Vegetable Puns
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
Train Puns
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
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