Went Jokes

I went to my backyard and saw a bird of prey eating avocado toast.
It was a millennial falcon.
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
How do you know if you're a bad gardener?
All the rocks in your garden went belly up!
What happened when an orange, an apple, and a banana all went on a picnic together?
They had a “fruit-ful” day.
Why did the orange fall out of the tree?
It went out on a limb.
When the peanut eating diet patient gained weight he went to his doctor to complain. The doctor asked him what he had been eating. The patient said he was eating what his doctor recommended, a nut-rious diet.
The farmer went nuts because he was told it’s more profitable that way compared to other crops.
I had fresh coconut the last time I went to Hawaii. It’s a tough nut to crack.
Why was there peanut butter in the middle of the road?
It went with the traffic jam.
I went into the kitchen and found that someone replaced all the cutting utensils with spoons
That wasn't knife.
I was boiling vegetables in the saucepan the other day when my wife went to move it...
I said careful, it’s got a leek in it.
My son asked me where the pan was.
I told him, naturally, it went on a wok.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
When I went to my favorite Irish cafe after years, I felt deja brew all over again.
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