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What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice Skating before it was cool.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Why did they take Polly away?
He went crackers!
A carrot went to a football game.
Wonder who it was rooting for.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"

She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"

I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
I had a girlfriend that went scuba diving...
One day I lobster and never flounder again.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
How can you tell a train just went by? A. You can see it’s tracks!
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.
Went to a railway fancy dress party. Everyone was wearing platforms.