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Thanksgiving Pick Up Lines
Thanksgiving is overโ€ฆ Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
My entire family keeps asking why Iโ€™m still single. Want to help me change that?
Want to break the wishbone? Iโ€™m wishing for a date with you.
4th of July Pick Up Lines
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Halloween Pick Up Lines
I want to ask you out, but Iโ€™ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggotsโ€ฆ
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I donโ€™t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Christian Pick Up Lines
I'll be home for Christmasโ€”and I want you to come with me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
Funny Groucho Marx Quotes
"And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it."
"I sent the club a wire stating, 'Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member.'"
Clothes Pick Up Lines
Take off your shirt, I want to be closer to your heart.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
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