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I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
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I'll be home for Christmas—and I want you to come with me.
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
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Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
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