Walls

Why is Facebook like jail? You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you really don't know.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Call me Joshua, because I'm going to break down your walls.
I'm papering walls in the loo,
And quite frankly I haven't a clue.
For the pattern's all wrong,
Or the paper's too long,
And I'm stuck to the toilet with glue.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
Be careful what you say in a corn maze. The walls have ears.
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