Velocity Jokes

Roses are red, Roses are blue
Depending on their velocity relative to you
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity has a family, is rich and teaches classes around the world.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents.
They think Speed lacks Direction.
When my girlfriend told me she needed time and distance, my heart almost stopped,
Fortunately, she was just calculating velocity.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Distance equals velocity times time, or we could just simply race to the finish line.
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