Until Jokes

“I hope we’re friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the s*** out of people.”
— Unknown
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I'll love you until Tom catches Jerry and has him for supper.
I wanna grow old together. I will stay with you until I'm sixty-four!
I can't let it be until I get your number.
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
“All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips.”
― Unknown
“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
― Unknown
"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
Gardening is a matter of your enthusiasm holding up until your back gets used to it
— Author Unknown
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
- Rita Rudner
My wife got mad at me for playing catch with my son in the backyard
... I didn’t see the big deal until I dropped him.
A man has found water while digging in his backyard. For many years, he used the water at home saving tons of money until one day, the water stopped flowing. So he dug a little bit further and found water again and used it for years until it also dried up. This time, he went further, brought a digging machine, and dug a deeper hole until he found water.
Neighbors, annoyed by the noise, called the local sheriff who arrives to check what was happening in the backyard. The sheriff discovering the scene in the backyard says:
"Well, well, well ... What have we got here?"
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