I used to know two birds who excelled in ballet... They were two toucans.
The zookeeper was struggling to explain why two tropical birds were stuck together. It was toucan fusing.
Wife: would you get me those two cans from the top shelf? Me: I don't see any toucans in here.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun. They are looking for a cereal killer.