A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.
A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna1, Anna2
Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
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