A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies.
That's because the difference between them is night and day.

A man called his twin brother from prison
“Hey remember when we were kids and use to finish each other’s sentences?”

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Anna1, Anna2

Twin brothers just had a birthday
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.

If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate....
and the second one Duplikate.

My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.

Mother Puns

My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window...
Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall."

Space Pick Up Lines

Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.

Birthday Jokes

When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party.
That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.

A twin complains to his mother, “ You said you didn’t have a favourite between me and Brian.”

We don’t darling,” replies his mother. “What would make you say such a thing?”

“Then why am I blowing up balloons for his surprise birthday party.”

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