A lot of people can't understand why Daniel Day Lewis's twin brother Daniel Night Lewis didn't make it in the movies. That's because the difference between them is night and day.
A man called his twin brother from prison โHey remember when we were kids and use to finish each otherโs sentences?โ
What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna1, Anna2
Twin brothers just had a birthday One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
If I ever had identical twin daughters, I'd name the first one Kate.... and the second one Duplikate.
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
When I was ten my Mom told me to take my brother to a movie so she could set up for his surprise birthday party. That's when I realized that he was her favorite twin.
A twin complains to his mother, โ You said you didnโt have a favourite between me and Brian.โ
We donโt darling,โ replies his mother. โWhat would make you say such a thing?โ
โThen why am I blowing up balloons for his surprise birthday party.โ
My twin brother was being rude to our mother on the phone, so I pushed him out of the window... Now I am being charged with making an "obscene clone fall."
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