Native Americans used to have their own professional tennis tournaments, and provided free housing to players from other tribes. They called it the A Tee Pee Tour. (No disrespect to Native Americans!)
A quadriplegic man became famous playing beautiful piano classics with only his nose, ears, chin, and forehead. Before going on stage to perform, his tour manager would say, "Alright John. It's time to face the music."
It’s your birthday, there is no cure, Cakes and candles, you must endure, Quick and painless, let me assure, A tiny chance, you will be mature, With this crowd, usually secure, Random fun, with results obscure, Liquids we drink, definitely pure, Goofy friends, minds we tour, Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.
(Martin Dejnicki)
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