Total Jokes

Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an atom
says my madam
but all I see is my misery.

(By Faaizah)
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
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