Total Jokes

“Someone asked me why women don’t gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don’t have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women’s total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.” – Gloria Steinem
Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
There's this subject called chemistry
how it works is a total mystery
it is an atom
says my madam
but all I see is my misery.

(By Faaizah)
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er.
“How was your day? ” “It was a total disas-tater”
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
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