Topic Jokes

I'm going to discuss global warming on Sunday at a debate. It's a very heated topic.
Broccoli: I look like a tree. Walnut: I look like a brain. Mushroom: I look like an umbrella. Banan Can we change the topic?
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
I keep telling my wife I want a Segway for my birthday.
But every time I bring it up, she changes the topic.
We’ll need protracturtle in our next lesson since the topic will be angles.
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